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This picture has nothing to do with this post. Just included it for your viewing pleasure. You're welcome.I am a lot like this dog, actually. No need to be jealous - it's not how you think. I too am short, hairy, goofy looking, brown-eyed, and love to wear colorful ribbons in public. And yes, like this pug, I am paradoxically hideous and adorable at the same time. I just don't have a tongue like that.
Mine is defiitely a little fatter and longer.
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