GRACE UNDER PRESSURE

IN A WORD...

Here's another one of those silly pass-around e-mails where you get to know your friends. The catch to this one? You can only respond with one word. Since I don't have any friends (no offense, friends), I am posting my one word answers here. It's just more efficient.

1. Where is your cell phone? here
2. Your significant other? there
3. Your hair? everywhere
4. Your mother? baking
5. Your father? working
6. Your favorite thing? pooping
7. Your dream last night? forgettable
8. Your favorite drink? caffeinated
9. Your dream/goal? comfort
10. The room you're in? office
11. Your ex? who?
12. Your fear? Neoconservatism
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? comfortable
14. Where were you last night? couch
15. What you're not? spontaneous
16. Muffins? mom's
17. One of your wish list items? time
18. Where you grew up? Chicago
19. The last thing you did? reeks
20. What are you wearing? grin
21. Your TV? busy
22. Your pets? shedding
23. Your computer? On
24. Your life? fun
25. Your mood? good
26. Missing someone? nope
27. Your car? empty
28. Something you're not wearing? bra
29. Favorite Store? Borders
30. Your summer? busy
31. Like someone? pie
32. Your favorite color? changes
33. When is the last time you laughed? mirror
34. Last time you cried? same
35. Who will/would re-post this? whoever

OH YEAH!

Some shit is too funny for words.