Thursday, May 10, 2007

WHERE APOSTROPHES COME FROM

Oh, the things you find online. God bless the Internet.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

DEVOLVING BY THE MINUTE

I am guessing you have probably seen Jon Stewart's recap of the GOP debate by now, but if not, here's a link. A couple of great moments here. I missed the debate, but apparently three of the idiots on stage actually raised their hands when the moderator asked if anyone up there didn't believe in evolution. Silly monkeys. I also loved the report at the end of this clip from the gates of hell. Good stuff!

Seriously though. The year is 2007 and 30% of the Republican candidates for PRESIDENT don't accept evolution as a scientific truth. Kind of scary if you ask me. I think we should make these clowns take a test before they can be eligible for higher office. A simple quiz might have eliminated Dumbya before he declared his candidacy and spared us all the agony of having to weather this deadly 8-year blunderstorm. While I don't think an effective leader needs to be a genius, I certainly think he should have a solid grasp on reality and read above a 4th grade level. (I keep saying "he" here since there aren't any female candidates in the race for president. A first generation cyborg, Hillary is technically androgenous)

Anyhow, some real winners running for office in the guns and ammo party. I'm seeing a game show on FOX any day now: "Are you smarter than a Republican?"

BASS JUMPING

Foreign commercials are funny. I got a kick out of this one.

I SEE YOU!