In case you've never read one, Roger Ebert's zero-star reviews are the best. You gotta love it when a movie is described as "aggressively bad." Just when you thought the Dukes of Hazzard was the worst movie of the week...
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050811/REVIEWS/50725001
Friday, August 12, 2005
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And following up on that, if you ever need speed on an elevator (haven't tried this yet Ter).
Elevators can be put into
"Express Mode" by pressing the "Door Close" and
"Floor" buttons at the same time. This sweeps the
car to the floor you choose and doesn't stop at
any other floor! (This is technically the opposite
of punching every button then jumping out.)
Schneider and Ebert HATE each other. Ever heard them on the Howard Stern show? They both want each other to die, as in White Sox. (Snuck in a baseball comment.)
Tried your elevator trick twice yesterday and it did not work either time. Would have been a sweet tip, though. I spend too much of my life in elevators, lines, and traffic.
I was hoping it would work because I sorta knew , what with Chicago and all, you must spend much time elevatoring.
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