I was on the shitter this morning, the birthplace of creativity, when I found myself immersed in deep thought over the possibility of a new line of porno flicks loosely based on classic American films. Genius, no? Okay, perhaps not. But it sure was fun to brainstorm potential titles!
Classic Porn:
Assablanca
Lawrence of Our Labia
Psyche, Ho!
Diddler on the Roof
12 Horny Men
African Queen
Rear Window
The Mall-tease Fuckin’
A Streetgirl Named Desire
Bend-Hur
Snatch Cassidy & the Lap Dance Kid
Scat on a Hot Plastic Roof
Mutiny on the Booty
Lass-he
Easy Rider
The Wizard of Ahhhhs
Diary of the Human Experience
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1 comment:
Inspired stuff! Thanks.
Jay B.
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