Here is the scene from just outside of Washington Dulles International Airport in Virginia where Federal officials have instituted its controversial new pre-flight screening policy. Passengers can be seen abandoning their carry-on luggage so that it can be inspected by police dogs while spot cavity searches are performed. A spokesperson for the Department of Homeland Security said the skies will be much safer when all airports conform to this strict new policy, and denied speculation that the added inconvenience of stripping completely naked will discourage people from flying."It's been a pretty smooth transition so far. A few erections here and there caused a stir initially, but for the most part everything has gone according to plan. And no terrorist incidents, which is always the most important thing."
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