TEST EASE

A defiant North Korea has threatened to test more missiles today in the wake of global condemnation over Tuesday’s launch of seven ballistic weapons. An anonymous source at the Pentagon said more tests were actually a good thing.

“I don’t know why everyone’s so up in arms over this testing stuff. Practically speaking, the more rockets they test, the less rockets they’ll have left in their arsenal. Our strategy all along has been to bait them on with tough talk so that they blow their entire load into the Sea of Japan. Seems to be working rather well, wouldn’t you say?”