North Korea is back on the International Pain-in-the-Ass radar again after firing off a few fireworks on the 4th of July. The country's long-range missile test launch has drawn worldwide scorn despite proving, in pyrotechnic terms, a series of duds.
It is believed that North Korean leader, the real Kim Shady, planned the tests to coinicide with America's Independence Day for maximum impact. The goal of the test was to demonstrate a military might some believe could threaten the U.S. mainland someday given some technological refinements. While this round of missiles dove into the Sea of Japan like a Flock of Seagulls, dropping off the radar faster than Ashleigh Simpson, experts say they are just a few years away from being taken seriously.
As a result, Californians are being told they can lively safely under normal watches for earthquakes, mudslides, brushfires, smog alerts, and power failures for another 5 to 7 years before "incoming missiles from rogue dictatorships" will be added to the Impending Widespread Hardship and/or Disaster list.
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