Monday, November 28, 2005


Everybody obsesses about the Thanksgiving Turkey this time of year – but I’m personally more excited about the Thanksgiving Anaconda. The fact that I am allergic to poultry aside (yes, really), the Thanksgiving Anaconda is a far more satisfying animal to me. Yeah - you know what I'm talking about.

You don't? Come on! You've NEVER heard of the Thanksgiving Anaconda? Of course you have! Thick as a flashlight and up to 96 inches long, the Thanksgiving Anaconda is found coiled up peacefully in your commode a day or two after Thanksgiving.

That serpentine wonder is annually responsible for more relief than the Red Cross. I found mine lurking peacefully in my bowl this morning and still haven’t come down.

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