DEAD MAN SHOPPING

This week, Virginia death row inmate Robin Lovitt is scheduled to be the United States' 1,000th execution since the Supreme Court reinstated the death penalty in 1976. Good to know someone somewhere is keeping count. I wonder if he gets anything for being Capital Punishment's ceremonious 1,000th customer. A $1000 shopping spree at "Circuit" City would be nice. Or dinner for two at Sizzler. Or just a fresh pair of cotton Dockers. Give the man a little something for shopping America's criminal justice system and legal discount warehouse.