NEW SHIT

They installed a brand new toilet at work this week. I was really excited about it because I've always wanted to be the lucky ass to christen a sparkling new throne. But my dreams were splattered when I approached the bathroom and heard the bowl booming within. Someone had beaten me to the flush! Yeah - I was pretty bummed about it (if you'll pardon the pun). I ended up being number two for number two, but later revisited to deftly execute the daily double. And it was a two-flusher, to boot. AYNtK has really gone to shit, hasn't it?