MILK IT UNTIL IT TURNS TO CHEESE

As you may have heard, there’s a new Rambo flick coming out in a couple of months. Stallone resumes his role as John Rambo, this time leading an expedition into the jungle where they, not surprisingly, find themselves ambushed by bad guys with an endless supply of firearms and explosives.




What you may not have heard is how long it took them to come out with a name for the film. For some reason, they were torn between the simple “John Rambo,” the overdone “To Hell and Back,” and a handful of other ridiculous names. Here are a few Rambo IV titles that didn’t make the cut.




REJECTED MOVIE TITLES FOR RAMBO IV

Rambo IV: The Revenge of Old Feller

Rambo IV: Viva Sylvestra

Rambo IV: Last Blood

Rambo IV: Arthritic Bugaloo

Rambo IV: Cashing In Again

Rambo IV: Headband of Brothers

Rambo IV: I Make Dead People

Rambo IV: For Shoots and Giggles

Rambo IV: Trail of Senility

Rambo IV: The Old Man and the Jungle

Rambo IV: Geritol to Hell!