I think I've got it all figured out. You know how self-cleaning ovens clean themselves by baking everything inside to a wafery crisp so that, afterward, they can be wiped out with a moist rag? God noticed a lot of filth was building up inside his beautiful blue oven and decided it was time to clean it out. So He's got the earth on broil right now. And when He's done baking everything, He'll send a bunch of moist hurricanes and tsunamis through to sponge out all the crumbs.
Our fine oven should be sparkling clean shortly so the good Lord can get to work on firing up a whole new human stew...from scratch.
This batch didn't quite turn out the way He had hoped.
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