Monday, June 05, 2006

ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT?

There are so many things wrong with this picture I don't know where to begin. First off, there are still fries on the tray. How did he miss those when every grain of salt has been pounded out of the box in front of him? And how did that napkin around his neck escape the suction when they turned this fast food vacuum on?

Chuckles aside:

How can any loving parent feed a meal of fat, cholesterol, and grease to child so obscenely obese? Ten bucks says this kid didn't have a happy meal. I'm usually the last one to call for new legislation for anything, but man, there really ought to be a law. Or perhaps the industry could self-regulate and employ some standards. I'm thinking of those cut-out wooden signs at amusement parks that say "You must be at least this tall to ride this ride." Only, here it would be a big cut-out of Grimace or the Hamburglar letting you know that "You must be at least this thin to eat at this restaurant." For your own health and safety, of course.

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