SICK DAYS

I know, I know – you’re wondering where the hell I’ve been. Well, since you must know, I’ve been under the weather all week. I don’t know exactly what that expression is supposed to mean, as it would seem to me we’re all “under” the weather all the time, but people like to use it in place of things like:

“I’ve been vomiting more regularly than Lindsay Lohan.”

“I’ve been drowning in sinus discharge.”

“I’ve been trying to expel my lungs through my esophagus.”


Anyhow, I feel much better today. Except I’m a little constipated.