THE PEOPLE WRITE

I love it when the people write!

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"Hi Terry. My boss HATES combined made up words. For example:

racino = racetrack and casino
shoppertainment = shopping mall with entertainment options
webinar = online seminar
jazztini = we dont even know what that is

I was wondering if you could post this on your blog to drum up more of these combo words out there. I'd like to use them more to secure my place in the unemployement line.

Holly ~ your loyal fan for many years. Keep em coming."

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Holly – I put some of my best people on it and we have a short list of real winners. Use at your own risk:


Chesticles – a.k.a “man-boobs”

Constirrhea – Sever constipation which, when finally unblocked, unleashes a storm of diarrhea

Lentertainment – The mindless things you do to pass time when you’ve given up beer for Lent.

Genitalevision – Late-night, soft-core porn, a.k.a. Skin-e-max

Popcornholing – What happens on your first night in prison

Vagitative state – That dazed, post-coital feeling of bliss

Cinemasochism – sitting through a painfully bad movie, like Be Cool

Feculling the herd – The routine firing of employees with shit for brains

Fart Deco – Those skid marks in your underpants

Coup d’etwat – A sexual encounter with someone “way out of your league”

Snorgasm – a.k.a. The nocturnal emission

Cuervocalization – Asinine comment made at the height of good tequila buzz

Manscaping - to neatly trim the Chestlands or Back Forest for appearance

FlashBlack – Any reference to Michael Jackson prior to his “Bad” album

And then here are some tamer ones (but good ones) I found in a SPAM e-mail that purported to contain winners from The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational. Readers were supposedly asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Who knows how true any of that is - but these are worth reading.

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15 Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out

18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating

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