MAPPING YOUR FUTURE

Want to go from Rag to Riches in less than 24 hours? Here's how!

But if you want to get there from here, you'd better use these directions instead.

Although if you've only got 14 hours left to live, you'll be better off making this trip instead From Here to Eternity.

Here's the slowest ride in the world: Zero to Sixty in 10 hours.

And finally, the shift nobody wants. A 22-hour trip from Nine to Five.