Thursday, March 09, 2006

GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY

After a third day of intense cross-examination in the case against Saddamassacre Hussein, the deposed dictator finally cracked. Standing up suddenly a fit of rage, he confronted the court, shouting:

"You wanted the truth about your weapons of mass destruction? I gave you the truth! But you can't handle the truth!"

He then struck a James Bond pose, winked at the jury, and farted loudly. He later denied farting as the courtroom was cleared.

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