For those of you who've been wondering, it IS possible to burp and fart at the same time. It took me a few tries to get the timing down right, the dual exhaust thing can definitely happen. I recommend practicing for tone in the privacy of a restroom before bringing your gasymphony to the masses. I finally think I'm ready for the big show!
well, that puts my mind at ease...
ReplyDeleteNow, all you have to do is add a sneeze for the trifecta.
ReplyDeleteSneezing and burping are difficult to coordinate. The sneezing and farting at the same time, while rare, is definitely a good time. Takes a lot of practice, though, to pull it off (and plenty of practice boxer shorts).
ReplyDeletePeeing and farting at the same time is tough though
ReplyDeletePeter, you speak as though you've never used a public urinal. That's all boys DO in there is fart and pee at the same time. It's like tapping wine glasses with a fork, each station emitting a different note, contributing to a symphony of asstruction. It's a beautiful thing.
ReplyDeleteWhat was your Blog URL again - I meant to check that out...
It's www.peteronall.blogspot.com. This time of year leaves much time for non-Red Sox stuff, but the blog is an infant with an insane but wordy guy at the controls without a seatbelt. Hey, I described me! Take care.
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